THE "BIRDS AND THE BEES" UPDATED
His first contribution to the EFB...



...Tom Ehman, Sr. sends along this digital-age funny:

A little boy asks his Dad, "How was I born?"

Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in an AOL chat room. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall protection, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said, 'You've Got Male!'"